All that training out the damn window.
You've never seen birth photos like these. (Warning: graphic images.)
Angel Taylor was in labor for four days and needed an emergency C-section, but her son, Sullivan, looked chill and happy when he arrived.
Turns out, childbirth can be hilarious.
Because it takes a village to raise a mom.
What does it take to go from elite athlete to mother and back again?
Let's get it started, let's get it started in here...
Wait, do I really wish I could see on the other side of that curtain?
An unmarried woman’s sexuality is so terrible, so unimaginable, that it is completely written out of our language – in movies, in media, and even in the doctor’s office.
Pregnant women used to drink beer during labor!
"It's like trying to poop out a pineapple the size of a bowling ball."
Erin Chack, a writer at BuzzFeed, knows how to welcome a "child" in style.
You have got to see these. (Warning: graphic images.)
Where did all these freckles come from?
"Your. Vagina. Goes. Back. To. Normal."
Pulling a tampon from your purse sounds like Christmas morning.
Because labor is no laughing matter.
"You're basically a live vagina exhibit..."
That cookie that fell can stay on the floor.
We really have seen it all. Quite literally.
"Nothing says welcome to motherhood like an adorable squishy baby, and a giant mom diaper."
You could cry, puke, sweat and pee yourself all in one day.
What tips and tricks do you wish you'd known going into childbirth?
Like, for example, you can rip yourself a new one.
"We quickly got into the car but didn't make it five minutes down the road before my daughter's head was out."
Warning: This post contains sperm and loads of education.
With series two of Channel 4's Catastrophe just days away, let's look back at all the things the first six episodes taught us about the futility of ageing.
He claims he once casually delivered a woman's baby in Richmond like it was no big deal.
After an emergency C-section saved her and her baby, this mother asked for an unusual photo session.
An 11-year-old girl in Paraguay who was allegedly raped by her stepfather gave birth to a baby girl after being denied an abortion.
One in seven moms will suffer from a perinatal mood disorder. These are just a few of them.
On Tuesday, David Cameron said the government will push companies to publish average salaries of male and female employees. Here's a look at the issue.
A decade after my second son was born I found myself unexpectedly pregnant again.
After a week of trying to understand the pains of motherhood, the guys call their moms to say thanks.
Walk a mile in her shoes? How about walk a mile with her pregnant belly? The Try Guys try pregnancy bellies in the first of a five-part series exploring motherhood.
"When I became a mom, I felt a real responsibility to go up to pregnant women and say you’re going to be OK."
“Let me walk around as a big ball of hair and see how many guys I get.”
Because body fluids are funny, amiright?
Britain’s National Institute for Health Care and Excellence recently issued new guidelines recommending women with low-risk pregnancies stay home.
Please never go away, NHS.
NSFW? You betcha! Not for the weak of heart.
Did I mention it's FREE and a gift from their government?! BRB moving to Finland.
Get me a f&*%ing epidural.
So you enjoyed pregnancy. But now it's business time.
Plus a video tribute to the TV characters who died in 2013, 5 documentaries you should check out on Netflix, and the 15 best Christmas songs of 2013.
Seriously, what's going on in Zimbabwe?
Well this is amazing.