"Guys prefer less makeup." "Then they should wear less makeup."
Because your other lips get chapped too!
"You have a little ChapStick fetish, dontch'ya?"
Prepare to become extremely aware of how dry your lips are in 3, 2, 1 ...
Estado Civil: tienes una relación seria con el bálsamo de tus labios.
Even better than store-bought!
"I used to sneak away and eat cat food."
You can quit anytime you want.
It is like 8 degrees out, so my body is 85% covered in Burt's Bees.
Where ... is my Chapstick? Oh, haha, never mind, it's in my pocket.
And does it actually work?