Give me all the fried food.
"Every year I spell Hanukkah differently and it's correct every time."
No you schmuck, we don't really celebrate Christmas.
Just lower your standards.
Happy Chanukah! Let’s play some dreidel!
“I know you said you only want a little, but I got you a latke!”
Hanukkah OY Hanukkah.
Channukah? Chanukah? Hannukah? Hunnu... Oh, forget it. Have a doughnut!
Eight wild nights.
Listen, I love plain old potatoes as much as the next person. But it's time to dream bigger.
Good food. Good meat. Good G-d, let’s eat!
There are eight days, but you got 10 nails!
Don't let menorahs be the thing you don't remember you need until the first day of Hanukkah. Get something fabulous and fun for those eight days of candle-lighting now.
Have you updated your Facebook Timeline Cover art yet? No? Well, here's some holiday inspiration for you, with love from BuzzFeed.
Christmas isn't the only winter holiday that gets ugly sweaters! Here's to hoping that Auntie Muriel bought you one of these gems.
Rock the first night of Hanukkah with the Maccabeats' Candlelight,