Such lovable jerks.
FYI: You don't own cats. They own you.
Because let's be honest, cats are assholes and we love them for it.
Wait for it...
Cats might be jerks, but they are jerks with good taste!
In case you were beginning to think otherwise, cats can be real dinguses.
If you wanted compassion you shoulda got a dog or something.
Manners are hard when you just don't care.
Bon Jovi was talking about his cat, guys.
If any of these are true of you, you may need to come to terms with the fact that you have essentially committed yourself to a life of indentured servitude to an ungrateful monster.
One rules, one DGAF.
Trust me, you'll be better off without them.
It's widely known that cats are lazy jerks. Get 'em in shape by teaching them the importance of exercise!
Seriously, cat, do you have to be so spiteful?
And by exasperating, I mean wicked hilarious.
Some things never change.
This would be really, really annoying at 3 a.m.
I've been telling you guys this for months, but did you listen? Noooo, you had to be all "Cats are great!" but YOU WERE WRONG.
Alt title: "Nation Surprised To Discover Cats Are Jerks."
According to a Nature.com article, domestic and free-ranging cats are responsible for 47% of bird deaths per year and many scientists believe they are destroying important eco-systems.
Just one more reason dogs are better than cats.
Look, I'm the first to admit that cats get what they deserve, but these bullies just go too far. :'(
All the better to know you with.
This newly married couple was trying to enjoy their special day, but nooooo.
Christmas for cats: a time of tranquility, beauty, and mischief.
Listen up, dog, it's time to face reality: you are not getting that toy back, little dog. The disdain on this cat's face is priceless.
Clearly this is the way to round up those jerks.
Mr. Meow Mix over here just pulled a Kanye West.
These are the most accurate step-by-step drawing directions I've ever seen.
Pretty sure this is how cats actually feel all the time. Jerks.
Just when the orange cat starts to relax, the black one lets him have it. What a jerk.
C'mon, cat, you're not supposed to hit below the belt. This jerk should be disqualified.
Serves him right. Jerk.
Maybe he just thinks she looks better without glasses?
Sponge the black lab gets his ass handed to him by a cat. Poor Sponge.
Never trust a cat, guys. They lure you into a false sense of security by purring, and then try to kill you in your sleep.
Most cats are jerks, but some are just plain annoying.
Spoiler: Your cat is kind of a jerk.
You may have invited them over to eat, but you should have also invited them to leave.
See, this is why you should adopt a squirrel instead. Cats are the WORST.
Cats might have won the internet war on dogs, but how are they doing against the rest of the world? Honestly, it's looking quite grim right meow...
If you've met a cat, then you know Douche Cat.
This cat speaks for all felines everywhere. Jerks.