In my new book, 67 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs, I settle the question of cats vs. dogs once and for all. Using science and logic. Here are just a few of the reasons why cats are better.
Unleash your primal hipster.
Further proof that cats are better than dogs.
Very important. #teamcat
Listen up, dog, it's time to face reality: you are not getting that toy back, little dog. The disdain on this cat's face is priceless.
From their "playful rollings" to their "bewitching grace," famous science and fantasy fiction author H.P. Lovecraft (1890-1937) once articulated perfectly why cats are greater than any other creature on the planet.
Most people think that this is still an open question, but these indisputable scientific facts clearly show that cats have the edge. #TeamCat
That's right, puppy. You do as your betters tell you to.
In which I settle the question on everyone's mind once and for all. (Not really.) Go cats! Which side are you on?
Petty mutt won't let kid drink from water fountain. I can see why cats hate them sometimes.
Somebody get this dog some roller skates.
Things that make dogs better. Or at least tolerable.
The thing about Attack Cat is that he hates dogs and he likes to show them who's boss.
If you thought cats were jerks, get a load of this unpleasant excuse for a puppy.
This adorable kitty is taking a nap on a laptop. No big deal.