This is your destiny.
Shop 'til you drop!
The future is now!
Actor or CEO?
Executive (decor) realness!
This stuff works.
Your destiny awaits.
It's ok to poop in the office bathroom.
Bright and cheery or cozy and quiet?
Bring a sweater and use a simple trick to remember your new coworker's names.
Go after your dreams!
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Three words. Hard-working, alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Time to start your life!
Just play it cool and casual...business casual.
It's never too late!
A young woman struggles to balance her workaholism and her relationship.
Trust us, we know.
We have a point.
You might just find a new gig here.
"If you look at any paragraph about pop music, I don’t get mentioned."
"Are you sober enough to tell me if you can work Monday morning?"
"It's not my problem that you spent $50 at McDonald's and overdrafted your account."
The quiz never lies.
That avocado toast isn't going to pay for itself.
Please stop asking for hand jobs, guys. It's not going to happen.
Houses says a lot about our hopes and dreams.
You gotta work somewhere.
The freedom to chase your dreams has been built on several generations' worth of curtailed ambitions. Wield it well.
Good luck, petal.
Find out what job you're destined for!
This is real life!
Give it a chance!
Get ready to enroll in a little thing called REAL LIFE.
We can see your future.
Is there a correlation? Absolutely!
Find out your true calling.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott
Will you get everything your heart desires?
"So... when are you getting married?"
"It's hard, but so far so good."
You have to start somewhere. Scrubbing toilets and working at McDonalds can lead to great things.
Different strokes for different folks.
Your debut as an employee!
"The minute you specify that it's a 'friendly reminder,' I am instantly certain it's anything but."
Recently my mom told me a surprising story of how she got to where she is today...