Moms, we don't deserve them.
Because there's only so many times you can play Cards Against Humanity.
You will find the f*cked up truth about your period in these mystical cards.
Etsy cards are the way to go!
"It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other."
"Every time you do that, I like, poop my pants."
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
Or, you know, yourself.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Pared-down gifts for people who like to keep it simple.
Watch out, these gifts will make kids so much smarter than you are.
Wonderful gifts based on inspirational women (both real and fictional).
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
Get spooked in style.
Don't be the monster who shows up empty handed. Yes, MONSTER.
*Knocks on desk* *Cards go everywhere*
::Mentally prepares five hours for small greeting:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"I got my liberal arts degree just to make this card for you."
Do it for the shock factor.
"One nation, Underwood."
Make your own planner using our downloadable templates (below) to organize your goals by day, week, or month!
These are sure to make you second guess everything this year.
Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy.
Because we could always use a *little help* being our thoughtful selves. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
All that glitters is, well, you know.
No, we won't judge your for sending these to yourself.
Cause of death: coconut
"I heard there is a lot of screaming involved"
Pick a card any card...
It's all about the luck of the draw!
Democracy in action.
We've all been there.
"I tolerate you."
Want to check out my restricted section?
Show someone you love them more than you love free sauce for your pie.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.
For anyone who knows what Valentine's Day is REALLY about.
"I miss you like a blob fish misses the deep blue sea."
Love you, even though you fart in bed.
Happy Father's Day "Dad".
*Goes in for a birthday card, comes out with a mug, iPhone case, and a diary for 2018*
Merry blah blah...what'd you get me?
After losing her entire family in a suspected arson fire, her supporters are hoping a few letters can go a long way.
Let your heart be light and your belt be tight.
"Oh mamma mia..."
"I never wanna see those cards again in my life."
"Kim, there's people that are dying."
Tap the Vine, you're doin' fine.
Send these to anyone who needs a little more pizza and a little less student debt.