Here's your chance to say, "I heard them first."
Find out which candy heart holds your true Valentine's Day fortune!
Bless your heart, Jennifer.
Let these candies do all the awkward mumbling for you.
V-Day is cruel.
I <3 U, Pizza.
Give me a giant teddy bear so I know it's real.
If you can't say anything nice...be passive-aggressive as hell.
"Fax me" ain't cutting it anymore, Necco.
Alright everybody, commence Valentine's Day trolling.
Someone should tell Necco that WTF stands for Why The Face.
Everyone's least favorite Halloween candy has been making us miserable since 1847.
With a little help from the ACME Heart Maker, a wonderfully awkward collection of candy hearts.