We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
What is the truth?
You won't be able to see any of these.
The only state to get Chacos, trucks, and camo.
Okay, they're goofy. But they'll protect your face all summer.
Because the saying is "like two peas in a pod," not one.
After 9 years together, Honey Boo Boo's Mama and Sugar Bear finally tied the knot. IT'S A REDNECK WEDDIN', Y'ALL!
Are they wearing elvish cloaks?
Spotted at the recent Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, penis prisons to keep your man chaste. Also comes in camouflage to literally hide your shame.