"Read receipts are proof that God exists, and he hates us."
I JUST WANNA SEE YOUR FACE
Does this seem ridiculous to you?
What that booty do?
I AM YOUR CHILD.
"I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time." Well ahead of time actually.
Talking to people is hard, guys!
"What was the name of that babysitter we used to have? It's driving me crazy."
"I'm gonna lose 10 pounds...then gain 20..."
LOL, LinkedIn requests.
A tale of suspense and horror.
After all, not everyone wants to live happily ever after.