That is, if they stop looking at the 'gram long enough to open your gift.
**Checks flights for Antarctica**
Things you can stow away in your suitcase or bring through security in a carry-on!
Yep, I totally bought this at a fancy boutique.
So you agree? You think you're really pretty?
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
These gifts are ALL practically petty.
Also 28 puns, because I couldn't help myself.
Linguists, writers, editors, grammar geeks, and word nerds of all walks, we've got you covered.
As if you needed an excuse to use this stuff.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
Because you deserve something special every dang day.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Whether that pretension is literary, gastronomic, or generalized.
Book your tickets now.
Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
A triceratops taco holder, a portable espresso maker, a super-cozy flannel, and 19 other products that will surprise and delight your loved ones this season.
Just a ton of cat-related products you're going to want to pounce on.
And it's all for a good cause (not just your thirst).
"I decided to do it because no one else would, not the media or the newspapers," the creator told BuzzFeed News.
From Ida B. Wells to Alison Bechdel.
It's going to be a long year. Winona is here to help.
Plus some behind-the-scenes photos of Shah Rukh Khan, Sunny Leone, and Shraddha Kapoor being absolute goofballs.
Does Mom really know best?
He's sexy and he knows it.
Wishing you a sweet '16!
They can rescue us anytime.
Spoiler alert: RED HOT redheads inside.
Homophobia doesn't stand a chance against these naked men.
“No place in the world exerts such attractive power as an island.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
The photos are being put into a calendar to raise money for more arts outreach projects.
"Busy and tired. It's like my mantra."
Anyone who can make a Google search bar look like a bookcase is seriously talented.
There's a Hug An Australian Day that we should all be taking advantage of.
The survivors reenacted their greatest aspirations in a series of moving and powerful photographs.
The pinup calendar of any knitter's dreams.
The folks at Instagram have put together a picture-a-day calendar filled with famous Instagram pets.
Whiskers this way.
Got my mind on my hedgehog and my hedgehog on my mind.
Prepare to be parched.
We trust you shall use these tricks wisely.
Rule number one of betting: always know what you're getting into.
There's a place with free books and movies? What is it called again? Library?
Russian artist SceithAilm created this amazing printable calendar featuring icons of internet fandom.
Hang on, what?
And now there is a calendar to prove it.
Like using your body as a makeshift calendar. It's mind-blowing what you can learn in 10 minutes, according to these answers on Quora.