Fact: Almost everybody admits to making "aspirational purchases."
"We have to break up."
"I feel like the '90s were the golden years before the world turned to shit."
"Losing a pet is just the same as losing a human relative."
"Moms and dads that take time to make this tacky shit, you are the real heroes."
"I literally feel like I'm just eating cold vomit."
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Also we shave Niki's head.
"What the f*&k is in this bear?!"
Are you being controlled?
"Is it okay if I fart?"
"I have to pee so badly right now."
What would like to see mixed with sulfuric acid?
What do you want to see mixed with sulfuric acid?
That's one crazy minute!
The truth will be revealed.
This video's out of this world!
This video's a lot to chew on!
Now, this video's electrifying!
This video is bone-shattering!
"I'm gonna be thick for days!"
You might want to hold your breath for this one.
"This is pretty grim."
“He better call Becky with the good hair.”
“Make sure your arms are not like wet noodles, but rather like the warm branches of a firm oak.”
These puppies have a serious bone to pick with mirrors!
"I didn’t fall. The floor was lonely so I gave it a hug."
Time to show zip ties who’s boss!
“This might require great pinky strength.”
"I'm felling really warm and tingly."
“Every time someone tells me it’s a mystery meat, I’m expecting, like, balls.”
“This is the greatest day of my life!”
What's your favorite dumpling?
"It kinda looks like poop on a face. But I mean, if it makes me pretty..."
“One small purchase from a local hardware store can save you hours of painful boner bending.”
“‘You should workout more’ doesn’t mean you should eat more.”
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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“You are all very much loved, very respected, and very much appreciated.”
Story of my life.
Have you ever felt trapped in a conversation?
Black is beautiful because we are forever.
"What if I want to break up?" "...Run away."
"He would have been my childhood crush if it wasn't Arnold from Hey Arnold!"
“I’m not gonna accomplish anything sexist in this game cause I’ll just be dead.”
How much baby oil was used to make this scene?
Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.
“When my bra and panties match, I really feel like I have my life together.” #PREACH. All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
What do you do when there's one bite left?