This could be us but you didn't qualify for the Olympics.
"I'm sure there's gonna be something about boners."
Let's honor water for what it is, ya'll: the single most important beverage in our lives.
This is easily the craziest thing I've ever done.
"The only place haunted is a mine."
"A little part of me was awakened today."
But is it better than naked?
"How gothic do you want to look this week?"
Burritos are just so beautiful...
"There is no ready. There is only right here and right now."
YOU could be in a BuzzFeed YouTube video!
They are perfect, I say. PERFECT!
How does this birth control actually work?
"Ballet is supposed to be beautiful, I'm gonna make it look so ugly."
"I can reach for the stars!"
"It tastes like Valentine's day. I see like teddy bears, rose petals and red balloons"
"It's black like our souls."
Breaking wind, cutting cheese, toot, stink bomb...
"It's already squirting juices."
Apparently eating a whole fish is very controversial.
"Brian is sweet, has a good heart, real personality and I am a human..."
It legit requires training to not see Mr. Uggo.
People who have never eaten Taco Bell before try it for the fist time.
"Because I am a good friend. We are piercing her vagina..."
Check this out.
"A very juicy and sophisticated taste."
Turns out the Kardashians really DO have talent.
This is important.
"The glasses are $650. So cheers gingerly!"
"What is a muckraker?"
How many of these things do you remember?
"Did it cut the cheese? Or did it take the cake?"
Is it too late now to say sorry (for all these random pictures I had to take)?
"Some people have deep set vaginas, though. I saw Mean Girls, I know about that."
"It's a practice, it's not a destination."
The only excuse that works every time.
“I can’t wait for this long life of low-commitment hangouts, only when work stuff isn’t too crazy.”
Turns out, Chris Harrison's got a tough job.
"I feel like the '90s were the golden years before the world turned to shit."
“I’m not gonna be able to hide this from my grandma."
"Losing a pet is just the same as losing a human relative."
We realized some things.
"Moms and dads that take time to make this tacky shit, you are the real heroes."
Sweatpants every day.
“The force really gets you what you need.”
“The women’s one has colors!"
"I literally feel like I'm just eating cold vomit."