Some of them are surprisingly tricky.
Come to Mama.
This looks like Mummy dick
Bring these handhold rolls to your next party and one-up all your friends! Your appetizer skills have forever improved!
"If you think pizza is a sandwich, I can't help you."
My anaconda don't want none unless you got a man bun.
Just not in the way you'd think.
“If this ice cream is turkey flavored, I’m going to barf.”
Your taste buds deserve so much more than orange chicken and fried rice.
Beards and buns to quench your inner thirst.
"It's like a prepubescent samurai."
Dare you to find hotter buns than these.
Repeat after me: daywear tiara.
Posteriors or packages? NSFW: many butts and bulges ahead.
Oh, what a surprise, your bun tipped his food bowl over again.
I thought you were cool, bunnies, what the heck?
Bun nubbins are the best.
No one in modern times has done more for bun-based hairstyles than Gwen. If a Gwen Stefani hair-themed diner ever opened, here's what would be on the menu.
Surprisingly, it's not that difficult!
oh god. come on. Express yourself and be naked and all that jazz, but who wants to see wrinkly old man dicks?? THINK OF THE CHILDREN! The poor, innocent, now-scarred-for-life children!!!!
Okay, so it's not exactly "real," but the morbidly obese vegan inside of us is officially converting.