I am afraid the newsstands might be on actual fire.
This looks nothing like the tutorial.
And they get away with it because you know all their secrets too.
We all have that one friend who is "The Mom".
How do adults talk to each other?!
The results are not good.
“I would drink this when I was 12. And now.”
I've seen your naked body more times than I've seen my own.
I'M NOT CRYING... YOU'RE CRYING.
Two words: PUBLIX. SUBS.
MOM?!? How do I be an adult?
Who will you cuddle up with this season?
Who are you cuddling up with this season?
It's just grownup apple juice.
Today's clubbing protocol: If you can't dance, dry hump.
Lily Allen is pregnant again, as husband Sam Cooper confirmed to friends and family during Saturday’s wedding reception. According to the dress designer, the 12-week baby bump was visible under her dress.
For a new promotional campaign, Marlboro has decided to combine two of the most addictive substances known to mankind: nicotine and iPhones. Sounds healthy. [Via The BuzzBrewery]
Barack Obama refuses to "spike the football," so we'll do it for him. This list is in no particular order and by no means comprehensive. Achievement unlocked: Reelection.