There's nothing better than some smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, capped hashbrowns after winning the Green Jacket.
He also becomes the first pro athlete to use Jason Collins' coming-out as an opportunity to condemn homosexuality.
Which makes Rory McIlroy Shooter McGavin.
Proof that some players do care about Augusta's sexist policies.
It's always a shame to see someone left hanging.
Winning a major championship can be a thrilling, albeit stressful affair. That's why newly crowned Masters champion Bubba Watson likes to let off some steam with his boy band, Golf Boys.
Watch the way this ball curves around the tree line. It's an impossible shot, and he nails it.