[Pulling brother's life support plug] *whispers in ear* "This is for that time you cheated at Monopoly."
"I'm telling MOOOOOOOOOM."
It's hard out there for a middle child.
I love having no privacy and sleeping right next to my sister!!!!
"Stop hitting yourself." —every brother out there
This may be the hardest decision of your life.
There are two of them.
"MOOOOOMMM!" —your siblings anytime they were losing a fight
We look alike? Wow, never heard that one before.
Growing up was a real struggle...
La famille, c'est sacré. Ou presque.
Bet you don’t know what the word “blhrie” means.
Sibling rivalry is real.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
"Congratulations! OMG, do I have to make a speech?!?!"
It would be nice to watch TV without World War III breaking out.
"My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out."
"That’s what keeps me going. If he could do it, I can too."
There are more than you think...
"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."
My twin brother and I rarely hung out. Until I bought a PS4.
Be thankful we warned you.
Bros who tat together...
They're ridiculous but you love them anyway.
Because you can never be reminded enough that the best times are behind you.
It's all too true.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Let's see how many sisters or brothers came from your mother.
Prepare to feel very seen.
“You sound somebody doing an impression of a Pirates Of The Caribbean impression.”
They're simultaneously the best and worst.
"I called shotgun! You need to respect that, bitch!"
"You go ask, they like you better…"
Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."
You learn so much so fast.
Brothers are the worrrrrst.
Food can tell a lot about you.
There's no such thing as leftovers.
World War III: Sibling Edition
They change everything.
These will just make sense.
He just gets it.
“How can I be more cool?”
Sorry, but it's a twin thing.
So selfish of you, taking all the good genes.
Sometimes no words are needed.
You ask! No, you ask!