"I BARELY TOUCHED YOU!" – Every sibling ever.
Having a sibling is the best and the worst.
Weirdos make the world go 'round.
It's either torment or be tormented.
Mom loves me more!
A lot of fighting.
"Ooooh, so you're [insert more-talented sibling's name here]'s sibling!"
Is it Jeremy Gilbert?
THEIR PARENTS MUST BE PROUD.
Finally get proof that you are, indeed, the best sibling.
"I talked my sister into climbing into the dryer and then turned it on for maybe five seconds. "
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Give them a whole new world at their fingertips.
*closes eyes and points at the internet*
They'll have no idea you left them off your first list.
Now is the time for one-stop shopping.
From classic to quirky, Macy's has everything you need to give the best gifts this year!
Practical gifts they’ll be eternally grateful for.
'Tis the season to have a lot of fun.
Cat butt magnets, wine condoms, a waterproof speaker, and eighteen other surprising and delightful gifts you can get on Amazon.
That is, if they stop looking at the 'gram long enough to open your gift.
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
Just general, all-around good stuff.
Show your LOVE for $10 or less.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
From cozy sweaters to cute stocking stuffers, here are the best gifts you can find at American Eagle and Aerie right now.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
We won't judge you if you only use this list to shop for yourself.
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
They'll be living in the future and you'll be living within your budget.
A gratitude planner, a travel telescope, a super-cozy robe, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will sort out your holiday gifting.
Make it all about them — literally.
A hands-free umbrella, a home theater projector, a bag of unicorn farts, and 19 other perfect gifts for everyone on your list.
From cozy jackets to quirky books to useful kitchen gadgets, here's what BuzzFeed's Shopping & Products team is wishing for this year.
Something small to show you care.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
It's hard out there for a middle child.
Only take this quiz if you actually want the answer.
These oughta work out for you. The products in this post were updated in November 2017.
“I have, but I wish I hadn’t.”
"Go to heven and stay there."
Sibling rivalry is real.
"Congratulations! OMG, do I have to make a speech?!?!"
How many of these things do you remember?
"It would be great for our friendship!"
Who else will I successfully get through family reunions with?
RIP all my hair that was lost while being yanked out of a ponytail.