"I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces I throw up."
"I was born for politics. I have great hair and love lying."
"I declare that everything you are saying is stupid."
WARNING: Spoilers ahead if you haven't caught up with the show!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine writer Phil Augusta Jackson: “Racism is still a very real thing in this country ... it's a complex issue that is worth talking about."
"If I was a unicorn, I'd never be angry."
Warning: MAJOR spoiler ahead if you haven't yet seen the Jan. 1 fall finale.
"I have great hair and I love lying."
Why you cry, Terry?
"Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?"
Looks like a woman dates like a cop.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is back for it's second season and so is our spirit guide.
They put every single other friendship to SHAME.
"At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfus hunkered over eatin’ dog food."