"We're perfectly suited to be because did you know, neither one of us has ever won anything."
But... you HAVE to pay rent.
Multiple reports said that Miles would be reprising her role in the London production of The King and I, but producers told BuzzFeed News that “no decision has been made."
The real answer is all of them, but you know, that's fine.
Is there ever JUST SILENCE?!
"Get in loser!"
Nine queens at a party. Chaos ensues.
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
You know you want to know.
♬ They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway... ♬
“It’s really good to get the underdog to rise up and smash the fuck out of it,” said Tony-nominated actor Anthony Boyle.
Ruthie Ann Miles was crossing a Brooklyn street with her friend and their two children in March when they were struck by the car. Both children died.
Some great performances from shows like Mean Girls and Frozen weren't included when the Tony nominees were announced Tuesday.
It's your time to shine!
“Are they gonna try to turn the Roy in my play into a borderline psychotic narcissist like Donald Trump?” said Tony Kushner, the playwright.
"Pour me somethin' tall an' strong."
Should you go to the greatest city in the world?
Theater kids, this one's for you!
When you wish upon a star...
We all love a good show, after all!
Break a leg!
“The lines are blurred and gray,” said actor Stacey Oristano. “They know they can get away with it because they have for so long.”
The Broadway stars sang "Found/Tonight," a mashup of two songs from Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen that was written to benefit the march.
These streets will make you feel brand new!
Yes, you've heard "Let It Go" 8 million times — but have you heard it belted from a Broadway stage?
"I'm tap-tap-tapping on the glass..."
“I guess it could be inherently political, but I like to think that it's not,” said The Band’s Visit actor George Abud.
"And I'll compel him to include women in the sequel"
Get ready to see your name in lights [insert jazz hands]
Yes, the most exciting show on Broadway right now is based on a Nickelodeon cartoon.
"It’s time to trust my instincts close my eyes and leap!"
Have you even seen it yet?
And you're prob filthy rich too.
"A kiss on the hand might be quite continental."
A candle accidentally went up Michael Crawford's pants once during a show.
Test your knowledge!
🎶 You will be found 🎶
Don't say no to this quiz – the results might make you satisfied.
From a tiny kitchen to a pie shop to a pineapple under the sea, theater in 2017 took us outside our comfort zone. Here's a look at the best of the year, presented in alphabetical order.
You are required to listen to whatever result you receive.
A gratitude planner, a travel telescope, a super-cozy robe, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will sort out your holiday gifting.
Plus some puzzle-buying tips from me to you!
Tina Fey’s Broadway-bound adaptation of the 2004 film feels a lot like the movie you know and love — and that’s a good thing.
Playwright David Henry Hwang has revised M. Butterfly for a new production, but its themes of toxic masculinity and Asian gender stereotypes have been there from the beginning.
From web browsers to Broadway, what's not to love?
Just you wait.
Guaranteed to make you sing out loud.