♫ "She was Fiat 500 Twitter, he was Dark Fruits Twitter, can I make it any more obvious?" ♫
A quick reminder that there is still a lot to be proud of.
Who needs fireworks when you’ve got fire tweets.
"Find someone who looks at you the way Neil Buchanan looks at pipe cleaners."
"Find someone who looks at you the way Gregg Wallace looks at literally ANY dessert."
Is a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
Honestly, what else have we got?!
Say what you see...
Spot the link and finish the sequence. Easy. Sort of.
For anyone who ever melted a pen in a bunsen burner.
For anyone who is still haunted by the Judderman.
You deserve a medal for recycling all those Tesco bags.
Using science. And tea. And passive aggression.
It's got to rhyme!!!!!!!!
Funny tweets are pretty much the only good thing we have left. Enjoy them while you can!
Can you win the (100% fictional) bar tab?
When you are tired of funny tweets, you are tired of life.
This could also be called "how to piss off a WhatsApp group".
We may be a small nation – but we're a drunk one.
Despite, you know...*points at everything*
"Graham, what is a crane?"
If you can't laugh at 2016, you'll definitely cry.
So shines a good tweet in a weary world.
We'll never tell the hairdresser we hate our new haircut.
Take a few minutes to be briefly distracted from the horror of existence.
Clowns. Gorillas. Brexit. You know who. But 2016 hasn't been all bad. Honest.
It's more than just colouring in. Honest.
You can take away our EU membership, but you'll never take away our mildly amusing tweets.
For anyone who can remember what university was like before Facebook.
A reminder, if it was needed, that we're more than just a one-trick pony.
Because everyone needs a break from the endless shitshow that is 2016.
Everyone is either a Mark or a Jez. You really know you're in trouble when you're both.
Utter genius or crimes against punning? You decide.
And that's not remotely worrying.
A pie, a pie, my kingdom for a pie. (Rather than a bowl of stew with a pastry lid.)
Shy Tories are hiding everywhere....
So far 2016 has been utter bollocks. These people being funny on the internet should cheer you up momentarily.
We don't do everything well, but when it comes to puns there's no one who can touch us.
Everything you've ever wanted to know, but were too afraid to ask.
Got a great question for Great Britain? Now is your chance.
Are you a Gladiator? Time to find out.
Britannia rules OK. H/T dniln.blogspot.co.uk.
"Now, everybody find a partner..."
Who says it's not just a massive coincidence?
"My best mate's a potato", and other stories. Via ReallyRealLife.
Have you ever, ever felt like this?
If you can't, you lose your passport.
You wouldn't want to live anywhere else...right?
*screams* "OH COME LET US ADOOOORRRRE HIM!!!"