Which did you like better: "Hang the DJ" or "Black Museum?"
I will do anything to protect this tall child. Warning: contains spoilers.
Or, how one eight-episode Netflix show ruined us all. Warning: contains spoilers.
How much TV have you watched?
You'll happily watch it for five hours straight.
The nation's true sweetheart.
Do you have an eye for treasure?
Would you rather spend eternity with the Teletubbies or the Boohbahs?
"Wonder when you stop using 'year above' to say someone's age."
Find someone who looks at you the way Bargain Hunt contestants look at a £4 profit. H/T @daytimesnaps.
"I said you buy one…"
He's a very precious human.
Because obviously you don't fancy him.
"Describe the perfect man." "A dead one."
Admit it, you've seen at least one episode of Antiques Roadshow.
"What's the most complex thing you do in your kitchen?" "Worry about death."
They're both as funny as they are grumpy.
How good is your memory?
Old Bake Off vs new Bake Off
"Find someone who looks at you the way Gregg Wallace looks at literally ANY dessert."
Do you remember the name of the dad from My Parents Are Aliens?
People look terrible naked.
What is with Simon's bootcut jeans?
You need to have taken a lot of sick days to ace this.
We're blessed to have this show.
After all, what would TV even be without Gordon Ramsay?
On your marks, get set... BAKE.
There are so many great shows the world is missing out on.
Which shows would you recommend?
Do you agree with most people?
Ah, the memories.
Honestly, it's kind of hard to tell.
You're going to meet a sticky end.
Or will you be humiliated on national TV?
It was the greatest era of reality TV.
May the luck of the Raven's Eye be with you.
Time to crash the villa and get yo' man.
We've all thought about this. Time to find out.
Do you think Jonny is a snake?
"Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy and raising your child the best you could only for them to take the minus offer on The Chase."
"It's like a Disney film, but with shitting."
Louis 4eva, quite literally.
Bargain Hunt or Cash in the Attic?
How have their lives kicked off since the show ended ELEVEN years ago?
Nominative determinism, or just a massive coincidence?
Welcome to the Isle of Fernan-I-Do
If in doubt, cover it in Thai mango dressing.
Ant and... who?
"Is all British humour this dry and dark?"