The bus driver turning off the engine.
"Find someone who looks at you the way Neil Buchanan looks at pipe cleaners."
"Why do British people say "are you taking the piss?", what happened in Britain's history that fomented a cultural fear of piss theft."
This is painful.
A pigeon flying into your head.
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Deport these people right now, especially the one who makes tea in the microwave.
We'll never tell the hairdresser we hate our new haircut.
“You look like you had fun last night!” – You look like you slept in a bin. Inspired by @SoVeryBritish.
When someone doesn't respect the queuing system.
Shit, there's no tables free in Wetherspoon's.
"A Foxtons is opening there."
Everything is shit but at least Pizza Express doughballs still exist (for now).
Britain is a strange and overly apologetic nation. From r/BritishProblems.
"Now, everybody find a partner..."
But where do Sports Direct mugs COME FROM?
It's more than just cheeky Nando's.
How can you get it so wrong?
"Too self-conscious to pay for Starbucks with the Apple Watch" and other tales. Via @middleclassprob.
So many broken biscuits. :(
The north/south London divide is very, very real.
"To begin, why don't we go around the room, and everyone tell us your name and a fun fact about yourself!"
Because there's nothing more exciting than realising you remembered to bring your own bags to Tesco.
One jumper from M&S for life.
Fuck changing at Bank.
Drinking 7am airport pints because normal time doesn't count in airports.
What happens when three polite drivers all arrive at a mini-roundabout at exactly the same time?
Must. Not. Fall. Asleep.
Are you just a middle-class imposter?
All problems via the most harrowing subreddit in the world.
Warning: These books are not for the faint hearted.
For anyone who understands the pain of a swan spitting in their salsa. From Benjamin Lee's new book, Middle Class Problems.
Physically being swallowed up by the ground isn't an option for any of them, sadly.
Grey weather, social awkwardness and heartbreaking cups of tea. Coming to a cinema near you.
The amount of drinking, mainly.
Warning: contains C-bombs and pedantry.
Thank you for not spoiling Bake Off for me.
We invented English, yet no one understands the language like us.
WE WERE ON A (tea) BREAK!
It's been a great summer so far. But we can't wait for it to end.
London calling to the underworld... Is the rent cheaper there?
OMG WTF TfL?
Life's hard north of the wall.
There's nowhere else like London. Thankfully.
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
Important issues brought to light by the Twitter hashtag #britishproblemsnight.
London calling to the faraway towns — it's really expensive and crowded here.
No, no, it's fine, honestly.
A look at the very minor things that make the British happy. Via /r/BritishSuccess
Extreme social awkwardness is our national pastime. Via @SoVeryBritish.