Some of our tubes are driven by computers.
It's time to step into the future, America.
You deserve a medal for recycling all those Tesco bags.
Being irrationally angry when someone uses your favourite mug.
Eating everything on toast, for a start.
Nobody understands spotted dick.
We'll never tell the hairdresser we hate our new haircut.
"Gary Lineker shags crisps."
Wetter but not in a good way.
Why don't schools teach us about the inventor of the wasp pistol, or the paleontologist who liked to eat mice on toast? (H/t Great British Eccentrics)
A guide for anyone currently asking themselves, "I thought Hillary was already nominated, so why is it suddenly on the news again? I'm so unhappy."
A lot of grown men in onesies.
Everything is shit but at least Pizza Express doughballs still exist (for now).
"I just think your chicken was a bit unambitious.”
Do yourself a favour and grab a tissue before reading this.
Pudding with custard AND ice cream? *Gets hot under collar*
We celebrate America's favourite holiday by getting the states very, VERY wrong. Again. Sorry.
This is definitely how the Queen uses them. (Note: This post defines only the original 58 smiley emojis.)
It's not a hot drink, it's a way of life.
"Could you move down a bit please?" = "If you don’t, I will start killing indiscriminately."
"To begin, why don't we go around the room, and everyone tell us your name and a fun fact about yourself!"
Because there's nothing more exciting than realising you remembered to bring your own bags to Tesco.
Yorkshire puddings, gravy, and a side portion of sarcasm.
Qu'est-ce que c'est "chip butty"?
Turns out trying to guess healthcare prices is a good way to make British people super confused and a little bit sweary.
It's called "the bathroom", not "the toilet".
A humbling reminder of the awe-inspiring power of nature.
The "Can I Just Have A Pint Though?" face.
I've seen Eurovision before, so obviously I'm an expert at this.
We asked BuzzFeed U.K. staffers their opinions on the US of A.
Tonight, Britain is in mourning for its fallen idol.
I just stopped queueing. Sorry, Britain.
Except sarcastically, obviously.
Yi'ani you know it makes sense.
"Remember that time Britain got literally the entire subcontinent of Asia hooked on opiates so they could get more tea?"
A compendium of clichés. Via Quick Pint After Work, And Other Everyday Lies.
They want their tea back, and they definitely don't remember the Alamo.
All of these images were found using the search terms "British people" and "English people".
An American investigates.
*Wipes away patriotic tear.*
Learn to spot the danger signs.
A look at the very minor things that make the British happy. Via /r/BritishSuccess
Extreme social awkwardness is our national pastime. Via @SoVeryBritish.
Watch these yanks dig into some spotted dick.
Cheerio ol' chap! Care for a twinkie?
WHOSE SNACK FOOD WILL REIGN SUPREME?
I'm not sorry. Not one bit.
Is there an English person in your office, or have you met an English person on the street right now? Here's what you shouldn't say to them under any circumstances.