You'll even get to pick your punters.
From Yorkshire pudding to Shepherd's pie.
Wedding traditions are one thing. Royal wedding traditions are on a whole other level.
Eat and drink like royalty.
Long live the gals!
God save our gracious ice cream sundae!
You were only cool if you had scented gel pens.
"An exasperating exhibition of a gentleman's proficiency for pitiless repartee."
Meghan Markle is not the only one getting her British prince.
"Me: hi. British person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx."
"I'm James. I'm 17, and I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath."
"I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4-year-old niece say 'oh no, my cheds' faintly from across the room."
"I'll give ye a tuppence for the pats, little girl!"
"You’d think they would have run out of bits of Linda McCartney to put in the sausages by now."
Are you partying with a prince or chilling with a duchess?
"So work made me do this 3 times without me realising it was ‘anyone for a blow job’"
"Imagine you lived in London and you open your front door to see some Instagram girl having a photoshoot on your white steps."
"What happened with Brexit then?"
You're not allowed to eat half the food in your kitchen because "it's for Christmas".
I like my bae like I like my tea — hot and British.
Removing your card too quickly from the machine and having to start the transaction all over again.
Queen of British comedy.
Did you dream of being on Stars In Their Eyes?
Do you know your Phil from your Grant, or your Patsy from your Eddie?
For anyone who's ever left the butter knife hanging over the edge of the sink.
We have a lot to answer for, apparently.
Marauding geese, dangling neds, and rancid bus mince? No thank you.
The bus driver turning off the engine.
If you miss Calpol and being allowed on the apparatus, this one's for you.
"It's mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich."
We're a strange nation.
Can't get your mates to come to the pub? Photoshop 5 pints and tell them a free round is waiting for them.
When it was worth waking up early on a Saturday morning.
So so tasty.
"Wonder when you stop using 'year above' to say someone's age."
Hot, buttered crumpets on Saturday afternoon.
Yes, we are fishing for compliments.
Bloody scientists, coming over here, winning Nobel Prizes.
"Did you even go cinema if you didn't sit there through the adverts saying 'I wanna go see that' to every film and never actually go?"
Let's put everything aside and appreciate one another.
We’d be great on Gogglebox — Ancient English proverb
Pick 'n' mix from Woolworths or a 99 Flake?
"Fuck you my Yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns, I hope you get sat on by a cow."
Why hasn't there been another series of Footballers’ Wives?
RIP Milkybar Choo.
Hands up if you used to run home from school to watch Grange Hill.
This is my daughter, Bristol Travelodge.