Can you rock Bret's World?
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming will premiere on Aug. 6 on Syfy.
"When I first got it I didn't know what the fuck was going on."
Bret Michaels taught us so much.
NEVER change, Bret Michaels.
It's amazing what a dash of Gosling can do for you.
Looking weird, per usual. But everyone else looked nice!
You'd think that some people are so famous they don't even need websites. They think you're wrong.
It's a no-brainer.
Are your pets totally badass, rock-n-roll animals that are also a little bit promiscuous? You should probably buy them crap from the Bret Michaels' Rockin' Pet Accessories line.
Here's a picture of Bret Michaels and a sloth named Harry.
This is going to be EPIC!!!!
Is he healthy enough for that sort of thing?
Bret Michaels covers Sublime's "What I Got." Not sure which is worse: the video or the song itself. I miss "Talk Dirty To Me."