Taylor Lautner "Out And Proud" In Fake People Magazine
Repeat: fake. Even though this mock cover is demonstrably false, it got passed around with such enthusiasm over the Christmas weekend that one suspects people desperately wish it to be true (which hopefully wasn't the case with the Bon Jovi rumor).
New Stills From Breaking Dawn Sex Scene
Unless this ends with a call to the fire department, a la A Christmas Story, to remove his popsicle-like penis from inside her, I'm not interested. But I know a lot of you are. So here. Happy? [Update: We got a takedown notice and removed the images. But they were creepy!]