"What the hell is this?"
"She's my wife. That's just what it is."
Ellen is nosey af and honestly same.
All hail the King of Snacks.
The time to join #WHATSMYSNACK Nation is now.
The Puppy Predictors are back!
This is what true friendship looks like.
All I want for Christmas is Chris Pratt.
"Just hanging with my bestie, Jen."
Wait 'til you see his snorting elephant.
"Smarties are for fucking dummies."
"I had my bags packed and everything."
Because of course they do!!!
Now this is my kind of wrestling!
"I'm not sure I want to grow up anymore." SAME.
LOOKING AT YOU, CHAD.
He's got dumps like a truck and thighs like what.
He's always on his worst behavior, isn't he?
Oh man, oh man. Not again.
It happens to the best of us.
"Honey, they're just sagebrush."
WARNING: YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HANDLE THIS PHOTO.
FACT: the car actually broke down 7 times over the course of this shoot.
We have all experienced car breakdowns and car pushings.
Paul Mason, formerly the world's fattest man, is still quite upset about having his government benefits cut. The sobbing seems a bit overweight...I mean overwrought. Sorry.
There's a formula for everything. I just can't believe someone found a way to logically compare Spongebob to both Captain Kirk and Harry Potter.