Tell us the scenes: the emotional ones and the not-so emotional ones.
If they blame you for all your fights, forget your birthday, and never text first, you might want to take this quiz.
Are you going to be forever alone?
We've all been there.
"I would spend the rest of my life with you, if only you liked anal sex."
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Some days I'm like "fuck yeah I'm single" and other days I'm like "fuck, yeah I'm single."
“How did you really know?”
What do you consider ~cheating~?
Asking for a friend.
At some point you can't ignore the signs.
"We have to break up."
"At least I'm not as pathetic as Bella Swan."
"She's got swamp legs."
Isn't love grand?
"I had to wear my winter coat in his bed covered in three blankets while trying not to shit my pants."
Happy Valentine's Day, indeed.
"It's Friday night and I'm getting a burrito...because burritos are for winners."
"New roommate? Oh. That's cool, I guess."
Hello, my name is Betsy Dickerson. You hurt my friend. Prepare to die.
"I want us to be like Britney and Justin."
When the past becomes the present.
These people clearly were losing their faith in real love like I have.
Forever the 3rd, 5th or even 7th wheel.
It's time to look into your heart.
"He was willing to represent me on his body, so I wanted to represent him on mine."
RIP MY HEART.
Lucky for us the internet is forever.
"And even though I had to move, I ain't move on."
“Maybe you cared more than I thought…”
"I NEED TO POOP. I NEED TO POOP."
"Are you guys having fun?"
"I'm eating popcorn for dinner!"
Don't be overly dramatic.
Sometimes it's okay to let go.
Breaking up is hard enough...
"That's not going to solve the problem..."
I don't care who's around.
I mean, the rules of social media dictate this.
“It’s been three months!”
The only winning move is not to play.
We all get a bit jealous sometimes.
Girls, girls, all types of girls.
"With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history," the couple said in a joint statement.
It's happened to me before.
Nothing to see here...
"We had breakup sex that was so good that I wanted to get back together and break up all over again." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.