Two Women Get Into Wild Brawl In Walmart Shampoo Aisle, Child Joins In
Videos posted to YouTube show a 6-year-old boy punching, kicking, and hitting a pinned woman in the head with a shampoo bottle in front of stunned shoppers. UPDATE: Mother defends boy's actions during fight; Walmart bans both women.
Argentina Boxing Match Gone Wrong
A bout between Argentina hometown hero Luis “El Mosquito” Lazarte and Filipino JohnRiel Casimero turns into a riot after the referee announces the latter as the winner. I don't speak Spanish or anything, but my guess is the crowd didn't agree with the ref's decision.
Chinese Restaurant Brawl Causes $20,000 In Damages
A royal rumble ensued at the New Dynasty Restaurant in Chinatown, Montreal, this week -- the cause of which no one is certain. (Or speaking up about, anyway.) Restaurant management claims an estimated $20,000 in damages but are, curiously, not pressing charges.
Bench-Clearing Brawl Between U.S. And China Basketball Teams
An exhibition game in Beijing between Georgetown University and the Bayi Rockets devolved into a bench-clearing brawl, just in time for Joe Biden's goodwill visit to China. China's sports are now overrun with spoiled, violent man-children...they really are our global equal.
Chair-Throwing Brawl At Denny's
Another week, another mortifying display of revolting table manners at an all night diner. We need to develop a drinking game for these brawl videos. Every time someone yells "Youtube that sh*t," take a drink; every time a skirt is hiked up and women are brawling in their panties, take a drink; etc., lose faith in humanity, etc.