Time Traveler Arrest At The LHC
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Jennifer Aniston's Creepy Early Show Interview
It's easy to forget Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out with all her nude posing and John Mayer prancing around. Well she does! And she was supposed to be promoting it on the Early Show, but Harry Smith didn't want to talk about it. The result is an awkward interview centered around her body, age, and nude photo shoot. He even gives her a bow tie to pose with next time!! Awkward!