Climb or die, brah.
The Colorado pre-teen has been detained in a juvenile center with two counts of attempted first-degree murder.
It's a rough life living a mile high.
There are close calls, then there's the "whoa, that giant rock almost took out my whole house" close calls.
Don't tell college students not to Instagram something, University of Colorado at Boulder, because they will just want to do it more.
Get ready for some major fist-pumping. (Note: These are in no particular order.)
No, really...it looks like a mountain fell on this poor car. This isn't an Allstate "Mayhem like me" ad, it's a gosh derned big rock that just had its way with a house and car in Athens, Ohio.