"Sexually Provocative" Dakota Fanning Ad Banned In United Kingdom
This is gross. A gross miscarriage of free speech, that is! Gotcha. No, really...the Advertising Standards Authority in Great Britain deemed this rather bland Marc Jacobs ad inappropriate. Because Fanning is 17. And the bottle is between her legs. You need to unstiffen your upper lips a bit, UK.
So Guess Where This Woman Was Hiding Two Knives And A Bottle Of Pills
Another in our Pulitzer-winning series, Hilariously Understated Police Report Theater. Meet Gloria Perez. Gloria and her friend were arrested in Florida for possession of a controlled substance without a prescription (among many other charges). Police found a Walgreens' worth of pain killers on the duo after they were pulled over by Deputy John Poole. Now take it away, police report!