"Such a small flat package...like my boobs!"
Es gibt bunte BHs. Und dann gibt es BHs für Frauen mit großen Brüsten.
"I hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat"
"Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy and out of control, that's your party tit."
Sexually stimulated nipples = milk.
Guys, you can't "hold in" your period like you can with pee.
Just one more thing to worry about during puberty, amirite?
"It's 'put a hoodie on so i don't have to put a bra on' season."
"Losing my breasts gave me a strength I wasn't aware of. And the strangers on my chest now remind me daily how resilient I can be."
You're gonna get a full evaluation, AND you get to look at boobs. WIN-WIN.
Lady-Tested, Lady-Can You Believe It????
Pared-down gifts for people who like to keep it simple.
The holidays are about to get weird.
Deck the boobs with boughs of holly.
"I used to joke that I had boob bangs."
Are you a member of the itty bitty titty committee?
"Adjust your bust before it combusts."
Because almost everyone has that one slightly larger boob.
Most girls, anyway.
One of these is, like, the official bra of tree murder.
"Do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else?"
President of the titty committee!
Vous rentrez toujours dans votre soutien-gorge de sport!
You can still fit into your training bra!
But is it better than naked?
The most boob-friendly stores you can find!
"How can I dress so more women compliment me and become my friend?"
Dropping food down your cleavage us no problem because it just goes straight through!
"My bikini bottoms were floating on the water"
"When will my boobs grow in?"
Everyone has their preference.
"Is this normal?!"
We know breast.
There's nothing quite like freeing your girls from boob jail.
Basically, you're like a leaky faucet.
"If I sneeze with my eyes open, will they fall out?"
When you lie down it's like they never existed.
"I haven't even laced it up yet and I already have cleavage!"
They're more than just a big M.
They are boob prisons.
That goddamn cleavage hole.
Free the nipple!
It's almost time to start sifting aimlessly through your bathing suit drawer.
When am I going to get them? Puberty came and went!