Turns out he's a friendly guy who could use a class in personal space.
It is very important to overanalyze everything he does.
That's right, FULLY ERECT.
As Ursula once so wisely said, "Don't underestimate the importance of bod-ay language."
Oh, it's just a little white lie...
Understanding what a guy is thinking may not be as easy as one may think but maybe you're just getting your hopes up.
I have nothing to say because my speaking orifice is distorted.