"I'm not going to be a doctor. I'll be a lawyer. For my mom."
"Be aware of courage and you will always find it."
You're SCARY GOOD at hiding stuff from wardens, and even your own roommates.
"Anytime somebody got her period, it was a celebration."
It'll be an educated guess.
The two best words in the English language = summer dress.
Get ready for tinea!
It's just like any other boarding school, but with more haggis and Irn Bru.
Are you boarding school posh or just middle class?
O Captain, My Captain.
An Instagram photo allegedly led the country's most expensive boarding school to strip its first black female student body president of her role.
Almost none of these involve discovering that you're a wizard.
There's a reason you own so much argyle...