Because there's only so many times you can play Cards Against Humanity.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
You're invited to a slumber party!
Are you ready?
Were you around for the golden age of jingles?
Shut up and take my toonies!
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
These may not be on their list, but they should be!
Nerdy is cool now.
In your face, Santa!!!
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
It's game night!
What's game night without snacks?
Party games: the other social lubricant.
Honestly, playdates were the best.
Because staying in is better than going out.
Because, let's face it, we're all nerds.
Putain de carte villageois.
There are some weird words in the Scrabble dictionary.
Get ready to say goodbye to the thimble, the boot, and the wheelbarrow.
Hasbro's giving you a chance to vote on what the iconic board game's playing pieces will be.
Never be BOARD again.
Avec un peu de chance, cette fois vous ne serez pas villageois-e.
For everyone who loves summertime crafting.
Or 26 brand new ways to end your closest friendships!
Time for game night.
Those little Mastermind pieces: Fucking. Everywhere.
Think I'm going to play my "back out at the last minute" card...
What does your love of Bananagrams say about you?
Do you believe?
Hold on to your dignity AND your relationships.
I promise this will take way less long than the game
"I will come there and I will shove this hotel up your ass."
Never piss off the DM.
Attention, Mall Shoppers, it's time to find out if this game is as fun as you remember.
Put Monopoly back in the closet. You're better than that.
Friendships are ruined. Bridges are burned.
They were "buckets of fun."
Are you stuffing your face at the Gingerbread Plum Trees or ruling the kingdom at Candy Castle?
Good luck getting “oxyphenbutazone” onto that Scrabble board.
We flipped a lot of guys down.
Board games, card games, dice games. You name it, I don't like it.
Let's just play Scrabble instead, okay?
People have started sending him money and messages of support.