There was so much more to Qandeel than met the eye.
Taimoor Raza's death sentence, and the non-existent debate around it, are symptomatic of the shrinking space for dissent in the Islamic Republic.
The incident has left the internet divided on the limits of freedom of speech and institutional bullying.
Take away their internet.
Police have arrested up to 40 people for killing a laborer and his pregnant wife accused of desecrating a copy of the Qur'an.
None of this was in the Bible! Some call it blasphemy, some call it creative license.
It's the new New Testament. If Louis C.K. were to ever start a religion, these are the tenants his followers would live by.
If you need a virgin, why not Zoidberg? This doesn't even crack my top ten weirdest tattoo mash-ups ever seen.
The Rapture is coming! One day only! This Saturday! Saturday! SATURDAY! Reserve your spot amongst the Unsaved by scrolling through and laughing at this list.
And on the third day, Jesus respawned. It's hard to keep a good Messiah down.