Don't have a bummer summer!
Words have birthdays too, ya know.
I know all kids look like their parents, blah blah snore, but just LOOK.
It'll instantly become your favorite.
You're not a regular mom, you're a cool mom.
Now you can have two!
Happy birth... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!
"I got her a beautiful card."
The best place to eat, tbh.
Happy birthday Maisie!
You were born on a certain day for a reason.
Start your birthday off right.
It's all in the stars.
Take a look into my crystal ball.
Is your soul old or young?
We got this, you got this.
This fam is wild, y'all.
Serve up a slice of life.
*excitedly shrieks in high pitch only dogs can hear*
Or if you'll even have any...
"Killer hair :)"
Who were you destined to be?
It actually works.
How close can we get?
Can we guess it?
I'm sorry Ms Jackson, I am for real.
Find out what you should eat on your birthday.
Happy birthday, Fiona!
A fucking legend.
Or can we at least get close?
Condragulations to the fifth member of Little Mix: Shaneeda Nibbles.
Are you a Monday child? Friday child? Take this test and we'll guess.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
This is what pop music heaven looks like.
The holidays are about to get weird.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Where does the time go!
It's just a tofurkey belly, people!
Rise and shine!
...or am I?
Let's throw it all the way back.
Hope we get it right!