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40 Masturbation Songs

To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!

Hating on Billy Joel

A new Slate article attempts to dissect why Billy Joel is "the worst pop singer ever," leading others to chime in on why (or why not) Piano Man sucks.

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