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Billy Idol

40 Masturbation Songs

To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!

Literal White Wedding

Literal videos are back! Unless they're over and this is just their death throes. Either way, I can't think of a better swan song than this Billy Idol classic. Enjoy.

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