"Mama needs a martini!"
But she gave it right back to them.
They all fit weird!
"I see you mommy! #6KidsAndBad!" —Khloé
"My bikini bottoms were floating on the water"
Makin' a splash.
Which price isn't so skimpy?
Bandeau? More like Band-Eww!
"I was like, 'OK, I'm gonna get it together.'”
Die majestätischen Schweißwasserfälle, die von unter deinen Titten hinabfließen.
*Googles "how to get a six-pack in a week"*
Il est presque temps de commencer à fouiller sans but dans votre tiroir de maillot de bain.
Get your wallet ready!
Part of your worldddddddd.
These'll really ~suit~ you.
Because you already know you're delicious.
WHAT IS WITH THE LIGHT IN THIS FITTING ROOM?!
No need to get rid of your muff in these.
Time for a tidy up!
Boob deodorant? Oh yes, I've got that.
"I truly believe this swimsuit is supposed to be mine."
"If I have a body, and it’s at the beach…it’s a beach body."
En Allemagne, le bikini a été interdit jusque dans les années 70.
Get the swimsuit that loves you back.
Enfin prêtes pour l'été.
"This is me, existing as a fat Indian girl in a stereotypically skinny world."
You probably don't have to spend a fortune this summer, but you could!
Hochtailliert minus die Windeltaillen.
"Honey...I shaved my legs this evening"
La perfection selon vous.
90 ans et toujours aussi badass.
Ninety years old and still iconic AF.
"You want me to look like a giant piece of brown turd!!"
„Bikinis sehen an Frauen mit Übergröße einfach nicht gut aus.“
The cold never bothered her.
This is why no one should ever tweet.
Preach, Sonakshi. Preach.
"I need the logo to be visible, or I don't really want it."
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
Rock that bandeau, girl!
Breaking the myth that a woman’s pride lies in what she covers, Bollywood actresses have been using swimwear to celebrate their freedom and sexiness for decades.
“We can’t truly love one another until we fully love ourselves.”
“Well, I feel objectified, so mission accomplished!”
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Argentine store John L. Cook also sells Confederate flag tank tops and bikinis.
"I'm really nervous to see my photo next to the model's."
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the vajazzle.
"Nobody wants side dick..."
Can you tell the difference between a $246 swimsuit and a $12 one?
The incident occurred after the Antwerp-to-Nijlen stage of the Flanders Diamond Tour in Belgium.