"My cleavage is basically a portal to another plane of existence."
"I hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat"
"Adjust your bust before it combusts."
Button-up shirts are your mortal enemy. They must be destroyed.
"Do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else?"
The most boob-friendly stores you can find!
If you are ~well-endowed~, we wanna know where you go to find cute-ass clothes!
Have you ever been called "Tits McGee"?
LOL. Tops mit eingebauten BHs. Süß.
Lol tops with in-built bras, cute.
The good, the bad, and the braugly.
More boob, more problems.
Step one: Get properly fitted. Step two: Buy bras from these brands.
Lend a helping boob.
Like, how petty are they really?
BuzzFeed editors give thanks for the support.
"That is not how bodies work, fam."
Beware of the quadboob.
Here's how to escape boob jail.
'Cause your body's too boobylicious for 'em, babe.
Boob deodorant? Oh yes, I've got that.
Wearing a bikini top and not having underboob, sideboob, ALL the boobs.
From the strapless struggle to the pros and cons of belts, fashionistas give their best big boob advice.
They don't call them "fun bags" for nothing.
Decode those boulder holders.
"Gotta work that side boob, ladies."
Boobs: nature's shelf.
A bra is a purse, a crumb catcher, but most of all, the ultimate booby trap.
"Wanna hear a joke? Strapless bra."
If you're looking for the rest of that taco...it's down here.
Because living in a world that's obsessed with teeny-weeny bikinis isn't always easy.
"Hi from Boob Jail!""
For when your cups runneth over.
Go ahead, ask us if they're real one more time.
Pros and cups.
Can I show my curves and still be considered 'professional'?
This one goes out to the girls whose bras won't fit in a carry-on.
"OMG ARE THOSE REAL?!"
I didn't choose the boob life, it chose me.
It's like running with dumbbells... only they're attached to your chest.
Twenty-one ways in which bra companies work against us.
Boob sweat. ALL of the boob sweat.
“When my bra and panties match, I really feel like I have my life together.” #PREACH. All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
These jeans fit my waist, butt, AND thighs perfectly.
Try your breast.
My shirt popped open again today.
Brace yourselves, coat weather is coming.
Check out these wacky text messages. Some NSFW language.
A little push-up magic (and bronzer) goes a long way.