'Cuz you've earned a good lol.
"I really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back."
These are all mental punishment.
You might say these are ... uppercrust.
"Imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life..."
Tumblr has spoken. They want pizza.
"pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement"