Uncle Nino stole the show! Sammi and Ronnie are back together! Angelina is a whore! Situation ate a sandwich! Vinny got his heart broken!
Tonight's lesson: If someone buys you a Fossil watch, you pretty much have to smush.
Vinny has a giant penis! Sammi is sad! Situation got laid! JWOWW and Snooki cook! Pauly got drunk! Lots of hilarious reaction faces!
Sammi and Ronnie need to just stop existing already.