It's THE wedding of the Potterverse.
Here's a hint: Our ancestors were VERY afraid of evil and VERY into kidnapping.
This is your chance to shine the spotlight on the happy couple.
"Mawwiage is what bwings us together [on this couch with Netflix] today."
"I think my wife knows that he comes as part of the package."
“Whose wedding is this again?”
Just make the groom look good. And show up on time.
You liked it, so you put a ring on it.
Fairytales can come true, it can happen to you.
Don't forget to thank the bridesmaids.
Or, why you should've just eloped.
There is no right answer.
If you didn't know him then, now you do.
It takes more than just staying sober for your toast. You should definitely do that too, though.