Me: wow this is fucked up. Vagina: idk it's kinda hot.
"'LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.' commands the small cushion. You whisper 'I'm trying' but that only makes it angrier."
"If street harassers really wanted to 'rock my world' they'd pay my mortgage."
Let she who has never used a blob of toilet paper as a pad cast the first stone.
Straps need to GTFO.
One bag, countless lifesavers.
Dis tew much.
It's nature's shelf.
The Mansplainer: Coming to a theatre near you.
“If you touch someone, it’ll happen.”
"Periods feel like, 'Oh, did I pee myself? Nope, just blood.'"
"You just stick these in your coochie, right?"
"Bitch, I'm flawless."
All the ladies who truly can't apply false eyelashes, throw your hands up at me.
"Hey, do you come here often?"