Yeah, beetle is spelt correct.
His name is Spike, and he is a very good boy.
And it's kinda cute.
Let's count the ways Australia is trying to kill all the Australians.
What's that floating in my wine?
Wait, your stomach does WHAT? That's... eeew.
You laugh, but it's already been done. This is the ultimate Ad Creep.
Because not everyone can handle dog ownership.
Nature wins again!
Jewel beetles are dying off because they refuse to stop having sex with beer bottles found littering Australian roadways. This is officially the bro-iest way to go out.
It looks like gay sex (okay, in beetles) can actually produce offspring.