Justin Bieber 2.0 is coming.
Only if your own isn't available, of course.
Surrounded by red wine, because he's David fucking Beckham.
"I'm not a regular dad, I'm a cool dad." – David, probably
Posh Spice should be renamed Wizard Spice because does she even age?
♫ We can dance Nobby's dance, we can dance it in France... ♫
Nothing is more devastating than wearing flat shoes.
Beckham-Irokese + Camouflage-Hose + Adidas Superstars = Bester Look der Welt.
Esta semana David Beckham fue a Nueva Guinea, mientras que las estrellas de Los Juegos del Hambre fueron a Alemania para el estreno.
Who will be the new fifth Spice?
Nap time is actually party time.
Know your place, little one.
God bless Beckham.
None of these are made-up quotes.
Have you seen David Beckham shirtless? Cut. From. Marble.
Includes David Beckham posing uncomfortably with a giant plate of fishfingers. From the amazing tumblr Awkward Football Photo Shoots
From banana kick to red card.
Fans get caught in crush to get close to the ex-footballer.
Beckham's retirement means he can now focus on his real passions. Such as...
You can run, baby bump, but you can't hide.
Twitter is pregnant with praise.
I have to agree, this is the best ever.