So pretty it hurts.
Here's "sexy" swimwear circa 1921.
May the finest diamantes win.
Twenty-five-year-old Erin Brady beat out 50 other beauty queen hopefuls for the title and that sparkly little crown.
"Staci Jo's hidden talent is that she can give a cat an IV line." Never say the 2013 Miss USA pageant girls aren't a diverse bunch.
In a decade, the 21-year-old went from being an orphan in Ethiopia to having dinner with Barack Obama.
Toddler beauty queens basically have life entirely figured out.
This weekend is the 2010 Miss America competition.
The former Miss Nevada continues her downward spiral.
As the contestants for this weekend's Miss America Contest prep their swimsuit poses, they're also stocking up on butt glue.
Fulbright, a former Arizona pageant winner (and law clerk for a U.S. District Judge), is accused of kidnapping her boyfriend.
Alaska's governor is suddenly everyone's favorite politician of 2007.
Miss Teen South Carolina answers a beauty pageant question about American ignorance by showing off some of her own.
Miss New Jersey is being blackmailed over some photos taken from her Facebook site.